Mojar Sms

• Tui ki akhon free
  achis?
  Ekta somay pelei
  amay phon korish
  1ta personal darkar
  ache.
  Urgent,Kauke bolbina plZ.
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  Vabchi
  "TAJMAHAL" ta BECHE DEBO.
  Kinbi?

• Tumi ekti bang.
  tomar choto choto thang.
  tumi ekti goru.
  tomar lej ta tai shoru.
  tumi ekti 6agol.
  tai to tumi pagol.
  Tomar matha mota,tai por6o msg ta gota...

• ''Santo Sisto Hristio Pisto/
  Lej Bisisto Dover man/
  Sobar Upor Manush Satyo/Tahar Upor Ceiling Fan''
  This Is The Summer Special Poem!!

Funny SMS

1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?"
St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!"
Te- "1 DAM RIGHT BOSO."

GIRL:- ghumiye acho to swapno pathao, jege acho to vabna pathao, jodi kandcho to chokher jol pathao.
BOY:- Priotoma, PAIKHANA korchi, ki pathabo..?

Suppose Mamata Banerjee r Sourav Ganguly r prem holo. Then Sourav Mamata k love letter likbe ki bhabe? Dear DIDI, I LOVE U Tomar DADA...

BOY: Sir apni RAM k 'NEMAI' bole daken keno?
SIR: O roj amake Nim-pata diye jay tai.
BOY: Ami roj apnake jam pata diye asbo,apni amake JAMAI bole dakben to !!!Good night.

Bangla Funny SMS

• SHOTRU
  Exam Special :
  "Ami Vidyasagor noi je sob likhe debo r Murkho o noi je sob chere debo.
  Ami holam STUDENT,sala!!B-) lekha r na lekhar majhe sob DEKHE TUKE debo...

• VOGOBAN noi j pass kriye debo,
  r baje examiner noi j fail koriye dbo..
  Ami holam C.U..
  Sala pass r fail er majhkhane supli diye lotke rekhe dbo..

• Rogi-Doctor babu amar PATLA POTTY hochhe.
  Dr.-Koto patla?
  Rogi-khub patla.
  Dr.-khub mane koto patla?
  Rogi(angry) -eto patla je apni KULKUCHI korte parben!

• 1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?"
  St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!"
  Te- "1 DAM RIGHT BOSO."

Dustu Mojar / Funny Bengali SMS

• IF U R IN "LOVE"
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  Dara tor maa k bolchi..................
  O KAKIMAAAAAAA.........................DAKO KI KORCHA

• Ekta barir niche napit chul katche.Chhad theke saya ure eshe customer-er mathay porlo. Napit chechiye bollo..."Boudi saya tulun chul katbo".

• 1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?"
  St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!"
  Te- "1 DAM RIGHT BOSO.