Funny SMS

1 jon teacher tar student k bollo-"BOLO TO KON KOTHA TA STUDENT RA BESI USE KARE ?"
St- "JANI NA SIR!!!!"
Te- "1 DAM RIGHT BOSO."

GIRL:- ghumiye acho to swapno pathao, jege acho to vabna pathao, jodi kandcho to chokher jol pathao.
BOY:- Priotoma, PAIKHANA korchi, ki pathabo..?

Suppose Mamata Banerjee r Sourav Ganguly r prem holo. Then Sourav Mamata k love letter likbe ki bhabe? Dear DIDI, I LOVE U Tomar DADA...

BOY: Sir apni RAM k 'NEMAI' bole daken keno?
SIR: O roj amake Nim-pata diye jay tai.
BOY: Ami roj apnake jam pata diye asbo,apni amake JAMAI bole dakben to !!!Good night.